I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room


(Source: potter-weasley, via gnarly)


in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: annehathahere, via gnarly)

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.
Jonaida Estrada González, (x)

(Source: quotethat, via unsounded)


When you say the right words in the wrong order


(via dulect)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

(via lost-in--my-dreams)


Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

(via goodfuckingsex)



i didnt study for this

(Source: spaloonbabooguuscooties, via dulect)


do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(via lost-in--my-dreams)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort